Oh, that Martha Stewart.
She fascinates me.
Did we mention she’s back in court? As in, the New York State Supreme Court. From what I hear, this is often referred to as a “big deal.”
This time, it was to testify in a “contract dispute” between Martha, Macy’s, and JCP. Apparently, Martha inked a somewhat-exclusive deal with Macy’s, and then also agreed to sell her brand with JCP. Needless to say, Macy’s isn’t having it.
But, don’t you need two casserole dishes from two different stores? As Martha says, “They might have two houses, they might have two kitchens.”
Other gems from Martha’s four-hours of testimony?
Well, there was the bit about Mr. Johnson, the CEO of JCP, wearing a Penny’s shirt and tie to court. Or the part where the Macy’s CEO admitted that people don’t like Martha, but they really like her casserole dishes. Or the massive court coverage of Martha’s massive canary diamond earrings.
So far my favorite find in this whole debacle is this article with Martha’s top 13 courtroom quotes.
It’s worth a read, surely.
Because, I mean, isn’t buying polyester just really, really, sad?
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I finally got a chance to read them. Srsly?!? She sounds cray cray when you take them out of context. assuming there is a context.